Dreams

That moment when you wake up with a horrific yet awesome dream, only to realize that you woke up because your bladder was screaming already.

Yep.


I had this dream last night-this morning
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It was pretty gorey...sort of.


I'll just get on.


Okay so, the earliest scene I can remember was me and some professor walking by a bay/jetty to go back to the school and then some  kind of normal-bodied-woman with the gorey featured of the broodmother like from Dragon Age walked past us. I was like, frozen for a second and then I looked at the professor. The professor looked at her.

And then, SCENE CHANGE

and I'm not sure what happened but I thinnk I was in the school. Some teacher told us that there were zombies and that the professor was betraying us stuff like that and that he made them hunt us. The setting was in the hallways of the school and then I was like, rushing past all the zombies and people to go to my destination. Funny thing is, the zombies were like slow stupid things. They didn't realize I was even there and they didn't even chase me. Not just that, there were even real people, like and they were like saying, "You haven't seen the mother zombies yet". So I rushed past them to my classroom, or to where my classroom is. Just before my classroom in the hallway, there were zombies already.

ANOTHER FUNNY THING.
There were different types of zombies. Some of them looked like werewolves when I was rushing past, some looked just like that woman I saw at the bay/jetty with broodmother features, some looked like... human floating wraiths. I remember that we all too some kind of swords and started to attack them. At least, our part of the hallway. So then more ppl joined. AND THEN SUDDENLY, the mother zombies, a.k.a. they were all the same like the woman with the broodmother features. Like a bunch of them came rushing gracefully to us. And I suddenly realize they're mother zombies. So like, idk, but I just started to attack them, you know, like the heroine of the story. Everyone attacked and then someone shouted saying "aim for their hearts, that's their weakness, mothers weakness are always at their hearts". So we all did, we took their hearts out and the mother zombies died.

God, they all looked like the bloody lady from one of my stories. //shudders

So then, after that, when our hallway was cleared, I didn't even take one second to think and just went to the other hallway/corridor to find some of the wraiths around.  ANOTHER FUNNY THING IS they didn't notice us, unlike the mother zombies. I moved a little and they were like ??? but when I stayed in one place too long they'll notice. So like, I/ we as in a few of my classmates tried to kill them. Buuuu t it was so hard because we didn't know their weak spot. And then some guy said " their throats. cut their vocal cords. Thats's their weakness. they're singing". And at first I was like, confused and then I realized that they were actually singing. So we slit their throats and they died.

It was so awesome, like, I was epic and heroic.

So then I went back to our corridor to find everyone cleaning up their floor and places. And I was like, wtf man. You guys should be helping the others not cleaning up with your mops and brooms. Some of them had already cleaned their places, the ones that had cleaned their places were WATCHING TV MY GOODNESS WTF. Like, they were like just ah whatever man let's just watch tv we're safe anyway. if other zombies come we'll deal with them but first let's watch tv. So then I just went on to the next corridor/hallway. And then, I SEE CHILDREN FROM THE PRIMARY SCHOOL. No they weren't zombies. Our school is just next to a primary school so no surprise they would run to here.

ANYWAYS, I ran to the other side and saw werewolve zombies. My dream are always weird. I took our a dagger and tried to slice one of the werewolf who was attacking some kid who was trying to fight back. I got into trouble myself. SO anyways, I tried to slash and stab him but well, he could still walk and fight and then I tried using fire on him. He fell down a little and then got back up, pushing me into the fire. and then for some reason, I could get back up and fight him back. so we fight and fight until I finally chopped him into anime-hair-like pieces and he died. FUNNY THING IS, you know, when I just go tthere, the were wolves were not even fighting srsly. They were like, dumb and sort of weak but they were fighting kids so kids were equally weak. I'm talking about kids, like children from the primary school.

So then I went back to my corridor and to my classroom and I asked my teacher "Ms Michelle, can I have my sword" and she was like okay  and handed me my sword and just continued watching tv with my other classmates. And I'm just like, fuck you guys imma go kill some zombies for good. And I ran my way back to the other corridor.

AND THEN I WOKE UP. I WISH I COULD'VE CONTINUED DREAMING IT.